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NEVER QUESTION A  DRUNK

A woman was  shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

 A  half-gallon of 2% milk,
 A carton of  eggs,
 A quart of  orange juice,
 A head of  romaine lettuce,
 A 2 lb can  of coffee,
 And a 1 lb.  package of bacon.


 As she was  unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
 standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the  cashier.
 While the  cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
 ”You must  be single.”


The woman  was a bit startled by this proclamation,but she was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked  at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status.  Curiosity  getting the better of her, she said “Well, you  know what,
you're absolutely correct. But  how on earth did you know  that?”

The drunk  replied, “Cause you're ugly.”

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